stay as you are, the darkest star

vintage is beautiful
pin-ups are beautiful
music is beautiful
welcome to winnipeg
life is beautiful
somebody take me to boston

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Note to self: referring to your breasts as “these ol’ things?” is not all that smart to say when you’re tryin’ to get laid…

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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this sounds like a really classy rap

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

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